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Funny story

Heres a weird but funny story.

So my super skinny friend was talking about this guy he met who could lick hes neck, then he just randomly says: "Hey, wanna hear a fun fact?" I respond with a simple "Sure." just to hear my friend say "Sucking your own dick feels more like sucking a dick then to have your dick sucked."

That's the last thing I heard from Bill before I walked away, never speaking to him again.

Its been 2 years now, btw.

And while I'm on the subject, I saw an ad for anti-masterbation, reading " '.If you're addicted to masterbation, come with me and we'll beat it together' -Jesus"

Lmao bad wording.

Ah Jesus was a true player.

Bill must have had some amazing floating ribs, too.